A tentacled monster. A witch scientist. A sapphic romance full of chao
Life is tough when you’re an eldritch abomination trying to flirt.
Trillin isn’t technically a person—just a tiny breakaway consciousness from the all-devouring Endless. She’s doomed to rejoin it eventually. But when a human witch stumbles into her dimension, Trillin suddenly has a reason to figure out individuality… and romance.
Sian is an ambitious scientist eager to explore the Endless’s realm—strictly for research purposes, of course. But the adorable shape-shifting creature who keeps popping up? She’s definitely an unexpected variable.
As their unlikely bond deepens, so does the danger. The Endless is watching, and if it notices Trillin, it will devour everything—including her chance at love.
A 4.1-star Amazon bestseller, How to Get a Girlfriend (When You’re a Terrifying Monster) is a sapphic cozy fantasy perfect for fans of silly romance, tentacled chaos, and HEAs.
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