One woman. One hammer. One jerk who’s about to get nailed…
After 50 years of stumbling through life, Val Fremden has little to show for it—just a string of dead-end jobs and a bank account in the low double digits. But when Val discovers Marco Shamway, the high school jerk who tormented her, is now a millionaire thanks to an idea he stole from her, her bubble of complacency bursts.
Fueled by revenge and a burning desire to prove she’s more than a walking disaster, Val sets out to make her mark on the world—even if it kills her (or better yet, Marco).
Laugh-out-loud funny and fiercely relatable, follow Val’s midlife misadventures as she dishes up just desserts in this hilarious tale of revenge and redemption.