Eli Francis is overqualified, underpaid, and absolutely done with dating. His boss keeps dangling a promotion he’ll never get, and his ex is thriving three desks away.
Then comes Peter Park. A blind date disaster. Tall, cute, and so awkward it’s almost impressive. Eli writes the night off, until his boss suggests a ridiculous idea: teach Peter how to be a better boyfriend and turn it into a viral dating column.
Eli agrees, but he has a different story in mind. He’ll fake the column while secretly interviewing Peter about love, queerness, and dating as an adult. But somewhere between fake dates and real feelings, Eli starts catching them too.
Love was never part of the plan. But sometimes the best stories are the ones you don’t pitch.