Why am I here? My life feels pointless.
I was supposed to go to Penn, but after my parents divorced and stopped paying tuition, I ended up back at Big-Mart. Now, my days are filled with dead-end shifts and dealing with Kyle, my misogynist coworker.
The one bright spot? My girlfriend, Charlotte—who might be into our boss. Ron’s notorious for dating the hottest associates, and Kyle thinks Charlotte’s “monkey branching,” whatever that means. He might be right.
But I’ve got a plan to turn everything around: Bitcoin. I’ve been saving and investing, and when it pays off, I’ll show them all. My life is about to change.
I just need it to work.
