Who Needs Sleep When You Have New Books?
Every reader claims they’re “finally” getting through their ever-growing stack of unread books, but we all know the truth. The second May’s new releases hit, that carefully curated reading schedule goes flying out the window faster than your self-control at a bookstore sale. May’s new releases are no exception. They’re shiny, they’re tempting, and let’s face it, your responsibilities never stood a chance.
The Agony and Ecstasy of Waiting
Waiting for a book release is its own unique form of reader torture. You stalk your favorite author’s Instagram like it’s your new full-time job, decoding cryptic posts and speculative blurbs with FBI-level intensity. And when that anticipated title finally lands in your eager hands? Pure joy. Briefly. Then the agony starts again as you realize the next book is already months away. It’s a beautiful, endless cycle of bookish torment.
There’s also the pre-release spiral: do you preorder it? Do you wait for reviews? Will it be on sale? Will it emotionally devastate you? (Hopefully.) And let’s not even talk about the existential dread when you realize the book you’ve been waiting on is part of a new series, which means the real waiting has only just begun.
But, every painful, drawn-out moment is worth it. Because when you finally crack open that long-awaited release and it delivers? That feeling is better than your favorite snack combo, a warm blanket, and total silence all rolled into one.
